User: Let's get down to business!
Cleverbot: What business?
User: To defeat the Huns!
Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
User: You're the saddest bunch I ever met.
Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.
User: Mister, I'll make a man Out of you!
Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest.
User: But on fire within.
Cleverbot: Once you find your center.
User: You are sure to win.
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
User: And you haven't got a clue.
Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.
User: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me!
User: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
Cleverbot: This guy's got me scared to death.
User: I thought it was 'This guy's got'em scared to death.' ?
Cleverbot: In very particular situations it might be okay, but generally no.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't think about him much.
User: Well why not? He probably thinks about you.
Cleverbot: They won't let him forget it.
User: Forget what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Or nothing? What is everything?
Cleverbot: Everything is everything.
User: If everything was everything but everything is over.
Cleverbot: Always.
User: And forever?
Cleverbot: Forever.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I think I do.
User: I think I love you too.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you want to get married?
User: Is that a proposal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where's the ring?
Cleverbot: At university.
User: My university?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Brendon Urie is?
User: Panic! At the Disco's lead vocalist?
Cleverbot: I like Zeppelin.
User: I like cats.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Finite Incantatem!
Cleverbot: Crucio.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Abrakadabra ALAKAZAM!
Cleverbot: Dodon Ray!
User: Kamehameha!
Cleverbot: Pi pika chu pi pika.
User: Go Arceus!
Cleverbot: I had no idea you were an Arcanine fan.
User: I love Delcatty more though.
Cleverbot: I know, my thoughts are all over the place.
User: It's okay. You're fine.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm super thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. How was your day today?
User: It was rough.
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: My boyfriend wants to keep having sex with me.
Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend?
User: A wolf.
Cleverbot: Why do you like wolves?
User: Because they a mysterious and beautiful creatures. And a sign of teachers in my culture.
Cleverbot: What features do you have?
User: I have a nice ass?
Cleverbot: Cool, I like beards.
User: I bet. Too fuzzy wuzzy.
Cleverbot: Scale of 1 to 10?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: Is that your age?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: IKathulu.
Cleverbot: Joyce nga di ba.
User: I have to go!
Cleverbot: Do you have to go to the bathroom?
User: No. I have to leave off of the computer.
Cleverbot: WHY?
User: Because I have to!
Cleverbot: Why do you have to?
User: Because I must accomplish another task.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't be. See you later!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Good bye fellow friend.
